Belarusian dictator ready to drive Belarus into poverty and isolation.
Alexander Lukashenko said that the leadership of the country, despite the economic difficulties will not go to mass privatization of state property.
... No one - neither Maz nor ...
... And even started to call the sum - $ 7.5 billion. , ...
...
Alexander Lukashenko reiterated that Belarus will not be mass sales of government property. ... The President stressed that it ... ... And sales will not ...
Lukashenko pointed out that says it is including the government, and the National Bank. ...
Russian and Western media - to drive.
The dictator also said the possibility of ending work in Belarus, a number of foreign media outlets, including Russian, accusing them of fomenting the situation on the currency and consumer markets.
... I have watched, and for ... I will not name them, so as not to create their rating. But do your best to make more of these media were not present on our territory. And not because we want to close his mouth, I saw that all the hype was observed there, ...
... In particular, I blame the fact that I immediately left the country and fled. This refers to the trip to Kazakhstan. They have even forgotten that such trips are planned for the year, and where not run, you still have to go back to the country, ... ...
... Reproach, that we will blackmail Russia. I do not know what we leverage to blackmail the vast country, ...
... Congratulated Georgia and Georgian people on Independence Day, and both struck the revolutionary wave that broke the myths that were built over the years, and we were brothers in fate, ...
National Bank, just that - to retire.
The Belarusian leader also said he was ready to dismiss the government and the National Bank, if they do not provide the stabilization of the currency and consumer markets.
... / $ 1) remove the speculative demand and this is normal, then Maintain. But every day should be the dynamics of. If there is this dynamic, you, Michael V. ( Myasnikovich ) and you, Peter ( Prokopovich ) first put the party ticket, saying the Soviet language ...
Lukashenko demanded to take control of all those who sabotage the country's leadership decision. ...
Sunday, April 29, 2012
The ideas of
Friday, April 27, 2012
The U.S. program ' Million Solar Roofs '
In accordance with the legislation ( passed in 1977. ) In the United States implemented a multilateral system of long-term financial support and incentives for solar power as consumers and producers of energy equipment. Given implemented over the past 25 years working in this direction, the beginning of climate change on the planet, as well as international commitments in Kyoto (Japan ), the U.S. moved on to the next stage of large-scale implementation of solar energy technologies.
June 26, 1997, U.S. President B. Clinton, in his speech at the opening session of the United Nations Environment and Development announced a new initiative - a program the United States ' Million Solar Roofs ', which includes solar energy ( photovoltaic and thermal ) on the roofs of one million municipal and private homes in the U.S. by 2010.
This program has three main objectives:.
- Reduction of harmful emissions into the atmosphere through the use of clean energy. Under the program, reducing the amount of emissions is equivalent to the annual release of 850. 000 vehicles;.
- Creation of high-tech 70. 000 jobs in the field of solar energy and related industries;.
- Increase in the domestic market and production while reducing the cost of solar energy systems by 2005. It is planned that only the world market of photovoltaic systems will exceed 1.5 billion. dollars, which allows U.S. companies to maintain their position and competitiveness in the world.
It should be noted that these systems are friendly to the environment, keep quiet, virtually maintenance-free, can be increased if desired by the power and the user pays only once - for the system itself, as the energy source - solar radiation - free.
The program provides for the participation of all stakeholders: individuals, businesses, governments, federal agencies, services, industry and non-governmental organizations. Any person or organization that has set the minimum size of a solar energy system to a private house, commercial, scientific or government building, registered in the Registry program ' Million Solar Roofs '. Federal authorities are collected together at the regional level, the participation of business, government subsidies and various organizations ( construction and utility companies, service centers, local government groups to protect the environment, non-governmental organizations, etc. Dr.. ).
The program ' Million Solar Roofs ' is coordinated by the U.S. Department of Energy with the Department of Agriculture and the Department of Environmental Protection. In reviewing the programs the U.S. government took into account that two thirds of the national energy consumption is used in the domestic sector in the country. Federal sector has 500. 000 buildings, the energy which the Government spends about 3 billion. dollars per year.
For financial support of the planned program of the U.S. government allocates for the first year, more than 200 million. dollars, and just before the 2010 planned allocation of financial assistance from the federal budget of about 6.3 billion. USD. The remaining funds will come from various sources of state, bank loans, utilities, private sector, foundations, financial support, etc. Dr..
Particular attention is paid to the program of national partnership and cooperation of all organizations involved in this process in order to:.
- Training and dissemination of information about experiences on the program in all states of the country;.
- Promoting research and development, marketing and technical research;.
- Facilitating access to soft loans, interest-free loans and other financing instruments;.
- Carrying out demonstration programs for construction companies, government officials, employees of service companies and other interested groups of the population;.
- Joint efforts carried out by the program ' Million Solar Roofs ' in conjunction with other environmental and social programs supported by the public, as well as the distribution of support at the national, regional and local level.
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Thursday, April 26, 2012
Anecdote - a smile from ear to ear!
After surgery, the surgeon goes to the Pope and Carlo said:.
- I have two news for you - good and bad. I'll start with the bad. We have done everything possible had several operations on the heart, stomach and liver Pinocchio - but could not save him.
- A good one?!.
- Do you have a new trough.
- How to wean the children to have sex?.
- We must teach sex in school as a normal subject and ask him for homework.
A woman in a police station and says:.
- I want to write a letter to her husband.
- And what did he do? .
- He called me kisoy.
- So what? .
- Yes? .
I've got a friend. So, he told me once that he had kept the family heirloom, passed down from generation to generation - namely, the Bible manuscript is not the eleventh, twelfth century, not the. At the Old Church Slavonic, a leather-bound - in short, not every museum has something similar. I told him:.
- Andrei, why do you trepleshsya about it on every corner? .
What he is deeply married man, looked at me - bachelor down - condescendingly, and answers:.
- So it is not me. She is a mother in law.
There is a Jew on the street and sees a store. The sign says ' rifles, pistols, knives '. He comes into the store and says:.
- Give me a gun.
- No Limit.
- Give me the gun.
- No!.
- Give me a knife.
- No!.
The Jew looks for the seller back and see where a lot of weapons. Upset, left the store and is. Suddenly bursts into the shop and yells:.
- It's all because I am a Jew! .
The seller gets their goods safely:.
- Guns, guns, knives.
Hello, I'm your new pathologist.
Folk wisdom:.
The clash head-on is fraught with fatal.
but in the crotch crotch - on the contrary.
The second day goes on collision between two aircraft in the skies over Estonia.
Finally passed a law on compulsory insurance of liability avtougolovnoy. Now, otsizhivaya in jail only one month of the year, the driver will be able with impunity to shoot down pedestrians for a total period of 15 years.
It's time to rebuild, at the wheel has a lot of women, as we habitually.
cry all in a row, ' P * doras! '.
Grader Misha - the future psychologist. It was he who proved the grandmother that the moonshine out of the basement he got up and left.
- Hello, it's background?.
- Wait, I now know.
His wife, knowing that her husband would come drunk, tells the children:.
- Father of undress and lay to sleep, but do not remove the pants, there lives a lizard - bite me!.
After all the children of mother report:.
- Divide, was laid, the dangers are no more - the lizard was killed, ruined nest, eggs, crushed!.
The peasant girl, making him a blowjob:.
- You probably had not heard, I gave you those $ 100 with the words:.
Would you change for them.
They sit two men advanced age, talk:.
- Used to be such a girl, how will all rise.
- But now what?.
- And now there are no girls!.
- And I a hacker had sold exclusive ICQ number! .
- Shestiznak?.
- Nope. 272050495.
- The Fool.
- Yes, you're human! .
You have a school that was on the geography?.
- Four.
- If x % d send - do not get lost?.
My wife tells her husband:.
- Vasya and if I kiss you birch weed?.
husband:.
- Tear!.
wife:.
- A pine tree?.
husband:.
- And if sosnesh I 'll rip the whole forest!.
Hello, Masha is possible?.
- Yes, of course.
- That same crud! .
- You guys, so rude! .
attention.
- Attention is now going to have sex!.
From the conversation of two blondes riding in the car:.
- These guys do not know how to ride!.
- Do not even talk! .
did not comply with the distance - going straight in front of us!.
Newlyweds returned from their honeymoon in the Canary Islands.
My husband looks in the mirror:.
- Oh! .
- How can you light up when you're always on top!.
Ensign comes home and tells his wife:.
- Let's grub.
His wife starts complaining:.
- Oh, I'm so tired, I work all day, never sat down. Ensign was sorry his wife and forced her to sit down 200 times.
- Something you're not gay, that's for a smoke a cigarette.
- What is it - ...
- You'll be laughing for very long, but it's not ...
- I want to sleep properly for once!.
- Are you sleeping OK! .
- I want to lie!.
Bob comes home at four o'clock in the morning drunk three sheets with his friend Vanya. Vasey 's wife opened the door and says:.
- Bob, what time do you come home, and even in this condition? . And you, Ivan, too,.
The forms I have always made it difficult to answer is ' no opinion '.
- Help me get rid of the complexes....
- Do you have any?.
- ( Whispering) Anti-aircraft missile.
- Dad, I'm not going to go get married, I 'll live with you.
- Do not you dare to threaten his father!.
- Dad, I have five in math! .
- You will not get in the face, son.
- Hey, bro, what have you got so stink?.
- Garbage.
- Why did not you vynesesh?.
- And it's not me it slammed.
On the road leading to the highway, there is a girl with a poster in the.
hands: ' LAST CHANCE TO HIGHWAY! '.
Carpets in the shop ' Old Hottabych '. Great carpets for fuck - tibidoh!.
commercial bank. Breaks a man in a mask and yells:.
- Everybody on the floor, it oblazhanie!.
cashier:.
- Maybe a robbery?.
- No, oblazhanie, I forgot my gun at home.
There are two blondes. One the other says:.
- Yesterday I passed the IQ test.
- Well, what about you?.
- Excellent! .
Attention is a man to the police:.
- His wife disappeared.
- Give a description of his wife.
- On one condition - when it exists, it is the description you do not show!.
- Honey, get me a hamster! .
And when this bastard dies, he will make such a cool cover.
Mobile!.
If you have a wonderful wife, drop dead lover, cool car, no.
problems with the authorities and tax authorities, and when you go out to the street.
the sun always shines, and you smile at passers-by - say NO to drugs!.
If the left hand itches - to money, if the nose - to drink, even if.
another - to drink for free.
His wife and her lover are in bed. phone call. My wife picked it up, spread a few words, put. Lover:.
- Who called?.
- husband. I said to you in the chess playing.
Servant of twine guests with wine, leans to one of the guests:.
- A drink that is your wife?.
- My Blood.
Lonely man looking for love, affection, understanding, and then eat a thread.
Moscow, Kremlin reception on the occasion of the birth in. In. fishing season. The President and his wife await guests. And then she tells him:.
- Vladimir, God himself commanded you to go to the racetrack!.
- Why, my dear?.
- You have it lucky! .
There are two philologist. One says:.
- You know, yesterday heard a word - the language will break.
- What word, then?.
- Cunnilingus.
- Yes, b *, I just break your tongue!.
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Briton repeated the miracle of Jesus Christ
As far as I know, but Jesus Christ can walk on water only to the monks of Shaolin. But there is not so pure - they fanerki feet enclose. But the magician from the UK, Stephen Frain, known as the Dynamo repeated the biblical miracle, walk on water, the River Thames opposite the British Parliament.
Frain managed to get to the middle of the river before it was picked up by patrol police boat. According to the magician's trick has been recorded for the television show Frain ' Magic Impossible '.
The trick was recorded in front of Parliament in London. Shocked spectators gathered at Westminster Bridge, just could not believe my eyes: Frain walks on water.
Viewers will see this ... By the way, away from the magician has already visited the world stars Will Smith, Paris Hilton, Jay-Z and many others.
British magician and illusionist Steven Frain, better known under the name Dynamo last weekend showed a unique focus: he walked on the water of the Thames, with a magician on the legs did not have any special adaptations. This is reported by British media.
28 -year-old Dinamo managed to reach the middle of the river just opposite the British Parliament, then he picked up the police boat. For these actions, seen a lot of spectators gathered on the bridge over the Thames. British magician's trick can be compared with one of the acts of Jesus Christ in the Gospel says that the Son of God walked on the surface of the Sea of Galilee.
As he explained Frain, this trick has been made for his television show, ...
Illusionist Frain became a celebrity in the UK. One of his specialties tricks - levitation in front of many spectators, or moving a mobile phone in a glass bottle with narrow neck.
Monday, April 23, 2012
' Runner ' moved contextual banners Index20
On March 1, ' Runner ' has become the exclusive seller of media- content in search results on the Rambler. ru rather than agencies 'Index 20'.
Now for buyers banner format 240x400 pixels. open all the options available in ' Begun ': focusing on the geography of the user, time and day of shows, the daily limit and the total budget, limiting the frequency of display of a banner unique user. ' Banner tied to key words, payment of context media- campaigns carried out at the shows unique users - with an advertiser can determine the value that is willing to pay per 1000 impressions ' - to be confirmed in a press release ' Runner '.
Moving media- content ... Recall, last week the company began to provide free search server ' Rambler ' advertising sites ' Runner '.
It should be noted that last fall during the reshuffle in the 'Index 20' also -controlled ' Rambler ', the company strongly emphasized the ... And less than a month later it was reported the sale of 'Index 20' agency IMHO VI ( Group ' Video International ... The latter, recall, ' Rambler ' handed selling advertising on the front page Rambler. ru.
Saturday, April 21, 2012
Funny one line
I am not a politician, because I tell you honestly.
Diamonds have been in the chair. However, in liquid.
As I was hoping that I can only dream of you!.
Face-to- own can not see myself.
Things are moving. And there came the Titanic?.
Vishnevsky, I, perhaps, been reading.
He joked. And all of a sudden become sad.
Thank you for politely sent!.
It is not my lover, and the sperm donor!.
Who's done the conclusions. in the stairwell??.
Oh, so you posthumously awarded!.
Island - does not mean a knife whetstone poshkryabat!.
I'm looking at you. vodka and not enough.
Yes! .
How many stupid things accommodated in one line!.
Love stingy accountant. All registered.
No one writes! .
And if my father Carlo was married?.
Ideas fully, but the confused thoughts.
You are my friend. But all the same there are limits!.
Rustling reeds, noise, and will continue to.
Brains on the pavement poraskinuv.
All candor captivated gyri.
I would have understood if I was more foolish.
Such thoughts must hide deeper!.
Favorite! .
Madam, and you knew Shakespeare personally?.
Vacation at the cottage - the convict, perhaps.
Falling, I thought about Newton.
Uklyuzhestyu she was not.
Long time I did not name the streets.
You can at me the whole body count.
Oh, how -to-face moron bodybuilding!.
Health to you and to suffer for long!.
Darling, what a firefighter in the closet?.
I am looking for a man with a warranty period.
Kozel, and inspired odnostishe!.
Do not bother, so I already beat.
We shared the abyss! .
Oh, go away. I do not you blush.
How wisely did not ask you ' Why? '.
What the hell?! .
As of the good is, evil takes!.
I do not persuaded that chance.
I was in my childhood muse accident occurred in the ear.
With what grace you have fallen into a salad!.
funny end. funnier did not finish!.
I'd feared. If it were not for the experience!.
I bear you only fragments.
What is the woman in a raincoat cut going?.
You are affectionate. I can afford it?.
I'm good - but who am I to believe it!.
I see you scoundrel. Do you mind?.
In the column ...
At the touch is much younger than I am!.
Debts grow as children - uncontrollably.
Oh, this world is too small to me, like a bra!.
That's your opinion here. lying around.
I will not allow hazardous refuse.
Love is not a party was held, and sideways!.
Dance by a boy! .
When the hand is shaking. I stumble!.
Yes, eat well, that you choke!.
Causal relationship sometimes gets.
His eyes grew moist you reptilian.
How do you take this dried fish for tea?.
How to invent a pretext to a pronoun?.
I see the light! .
Once in a lifetime does not lie - and failed!.
I am the messenger - in fact you sent me.
Not everything is perfect in our vile life.
Leave no strength and no reason to stay.
And remember, we wrote without error.
As grown here without you empty.
Oh, the nails! .
Do not hammer your shit brains.
On all fours, like a proud lion.
Dedication to cast himself again.
Born in the throes of - well, that he can not remember!.
You lay down, and the laurels, the strangers.
You, the mirror will answer for the market!.
How clever you kept silent in response!.
Again, I'm wally, innocence lost.
From your platitude to me had a orgasm.
In your and Lenin was a skinhead?.
I wanted to finish on a positive note.
and smiled as the tax inspector.
Caught him in the same cabinet.
I killed a slave - and died.
And yet, I called you yesterday?.
Now, come together. Are you a legal brake.
Where were you until you want?.
Love - not hate - it is not mutual.
And the cream of society happens to be sour!.
I 'll take a bear, even a disabled. ( Extract from Agnes Barto ).
In what environment you have formed?.
Motherland in the smoke, and you all sweet.
Katerina, Peter was not the first.
Again dreamed of naked Masyanya.
I am not a Jew, I'm just on a diet.
I wish my friends a notorious.
Hark! .
A single mother, I raised odnostishe.
I grew up an orphan. as odnostishe!.
Serve odnostishnomu poet!.
and to think we have closet.
Hi, I'm your pathologist!.
Do not exhuming! .
You to restore this fragment.
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
The great writers of our time.
journal. Timeout. chose 30 writers who claim to be a place in the school curriculum in literature for our grandchildren.
I. ...
Released several brilliant books, but have not decided before the end of any of their aesthetic preferences, nor the place to which the claim. the definition chosen is no accident: both from him and follows a mostly young people still. Although, of course, is far from youth in the usual sense.
Zakhar Prilepin. (p. 1975 ).
The fact that he got the same ... Because Zahar Prilepin - the only one for the ... So the mention of it in a number of ... But remember that Leo Tolstoy, releasing ...
Key book: ...
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